<p><strong>silver</strong> <a href="/questions/tagged/r" class="post-tag" title="show questions tagged 'r'" rel="tag">r</a> <code>badge: #124</code></p>

<p><strong>Uwe's Maxim</strong>: Computers are cheap, and thinking hurts.</p>

<pre><code>library(fortunes)
fortune("dog")
</code></pre>

<p>Firstly, don't call your matrix 'matrix'. Would you call your dog 'dog'? Anyway, it might clash with the function 'matrix'.
   -- Barry Rowlingson
      R-help (October 2004)</p>

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