<p>I am a huge fan of <a href="https://stackexchange.com/users/current">this user</a>. I am absolutely obsessed with them. Every post they make is sublime - they're always well thought-out, beautifully written, masterpieces. I would love to meet them and shake their hand.</p>
<p>In fact, I'm offering $10,000 to anyone who manages to find their address so I can drive/fly there and meet them in person. Or not even meet them, I'd be happy with just sitting outside their house and observing them. Perhaps I could move in next door. Ah, that would be the dream!</p>

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