<pre><code>    G                C               G
    Well I've been a bachelor all my life
                                          D
    I thought the time had come to take a wife
       C                      G             Em
    So I moved to the city to find myself a mate
          A7                            D7
    But I get all confused when I start looking for a date
    
       G                C             G
    Oh I can't tell the boys from the girls
                                          D
    And friends it's really messing up my world
         C                             G
    They all wear long hair and bouncy curls
          D                            G
    And I can't tell the boys from the girls

                          C                G
    I walked in a picture show and found a seat
                                                  D
    This pretty little thing sat down in front of me
             C                           G              Em
    I leaned over and asked her if she'd like some company
          A7                          D7
    But I nearly died when she turned out to be a he
    
    Repeat #2
    
                            C           G
    I'm going to leave this city and go home
                                      D
    I guess I'll stay single from now on
          C                              G           Em
    But I won't make the same mistake by coming here again
          A7                        D7
    Cause I can't tell difference between the hers and hims

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<p>The Beast continued its studies with renewed Focus, building great Reference works and contemplating new Realities. The Beast brought forth its followers and acolytes to create a renewed smaller form of itself and, through Mischievous means, sent it out across the world.
The Book of Mozilla, 6:27</p>

Max Muster