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<p>I never trust someone who's more excited about success than about doing the thing they want to be successful at. --xkcd</p>
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<p>Off of stack Exchange, I enjoy making music and listening to music 24/7. I also like rock climbing and video games.</p>
<p><em>On</em> Stack Exchange, I greatly enjoy using the worst possible language for the task. That's why I've written two different languages:</p>
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<li><p><a href="https://github.com/DJMcMayhem/V" rel="nofollow noreferrer">V</a>, a golfing variant of vim that's only good at manipulating strings, but can do a bunch of other stuff if you have the patience.</p>
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<li><p><a href="https://github.com/DJMcMayhem/Brain-Flak" rel="nofollow noreferrer">Brain-flak</a>, a turing tarpit where simple tasks are obscenely difficult, and the only valid code is balanced brackets.</p>
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<p>If you ever need me for something, feel free to ping me in <a href="http://chat.stackexchange.com/rooms/240/the-nineteenth-byte">The Nineteenth Byte</a>, I'm basically in that room constantly. Or you can email me at <code>DJMcMayhem[at]gmail[dot]com</code>.</p>
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<h2>My FAQ list:</h2>
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<li><p><a href="https://codegolf.meta.stackexchange.com/questions/13944/how-does-this-site-work">https://codegolf.meta.stackexchange.com/questions/13944/how-does-this-site-work</a></p>
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<li><p>Comment template:</p>
<pre><code> Hello, and welcome to PPCG! On this site, users participate in programming challenges and competitions such as [tag:code-golf], but we aren't a resource to help with general programming questions. You *might* be able to get help on [Stack Overflow](https://stackoverflow.com/help/on-topic), but make sure to read through the help center to get an idea for what kind of questions they take. Thanks!
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<p><sub>We did not invent The Algorithm. The algorithm is banned in 47 countries. The algorithm is on-topic on 87 percent of SE sites. The Algorithm consistently finds Jon Skeet. The algorithm cannot be detected by regex. This is not the algorithm. This is close.</sub></p>
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DJMcMayhem