<p><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v39qfgJQOYw&amp;t=00m45s" rel="nofollow noreferrer">I don't like online profiles.</a>
I may be wearing <a href="https://i.stack.imgur.com/8gvp1.jpg" rel="nofollow noreferrer">my moderator hat</a>.</p>
<p><a href="https://physics.meta.stackexchange.com/q/714/44126">Homework-like questions</a>:
don't ask about the alphabet. <a href="https://chat.stackexchange.com/rooms/71/conversation/alphabet-questions-versus-dinosaur-questions">Use the alphabet to ask about <em>dinosaurs</em></a>.</p>
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