<p>I am a community elected moderator on <a href="http://superuser.com/">Super User</a></p>
<p>First, please <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20160305131530/http://homepage.ntlworld.com/jonathan.deboynepollard/FGA/put-down-the-chocolate-covered-banana.html" rel="nofollow noreferrer">put down the chocolate-covered banana and step away from the European currency systems.</a></p>
<p>You may consider <a href="http://support.microsoft.com/kb/555375" rel="nofollow noreferrer">how to ask a question</a>.</p>
<p>You might also want to use the right tools for the job, <a href="http://weblogs.asp.net/alex_papadimoulis/archive/2005/05/25/408925.aspx" rel="nofollow noreferrer">rather than pounding a nail with an old shoe or glass bottle</a>.</p>
<p>But above everything else, please, <a href="http://stackoverflow.com/questions/1732348/regex-match-open-tags-except-xhtml-self-contained-tags/1732454#1732454">never use regex to parse HTML</a>.  Crawling abominations from the depths await those who venture down that path...</p>
<p>Lastly, remember <a href="http://meta.stackexchange.com/questions/91411/why-was-this-question-closed-as-off-topic-without-being-migrated/91446#91446">the golden rule of question migrations.</a></p>

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