<p>"Man learns from history that man learns nothing from history." - Hegel</p>

<p><em>I will roll the dice and rule the world. Sleep alone and set compositions into stone.</em></p>

<p><strong>I hear the Gaussian bells are ringing</strong></p>

<p><strong>Raised Cosine distributions swinging</strong></p>

<p><strong>Be my moment, my sigma field</strong></p>

<p><strong>Integrate jointly so one reveals</strong></p>

<p><strong>Almost surely I can't explain</strong></p>

<p><strong>Once you know there was never, never a closed form</strong></p>

<p><strong>And that was when I proved 'em' wrong!</strong></p>

Tony Hellmuth