<p>I sympathize with your predicament. After all, <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpiIWMWWVco" rel="nofollow noreferrer">it's not easy being green</a>.  As @Oded states, the question could not be migrated, even if it were re-opened, because it is too old.  I do think a similar question could be on-topic on Stack Overflow.  Why not ask an analogous question on SO yourself, and then provide your own answer?  Asking and answering your own question is unusual, but "<a href="https://stackoverflow.com/help/self-answer">Stack Exchange has always explicitly encouraged users to answer their own questions</a>".</p>
