<p>I am totally stealing the comment by @Sycorax to answer.</p>
<p><a href="https://meta.stackexchange.com/questions/384707/winter-summer-bash-2022-hat-list-%ef%b8%8f-%ef%b8%8f">There is an annual Meta.SE thread for revealing hats and their meanings</a>.</p>
<p>Now you know. Knowledge is power. Power corrupts, and oops I just made you all a little more corrupt.</p>
