<p>Former Community Manager at Stack Exchange (August 2013-November 2017). My posts from before or after that time period (and, like, a bunch of the ones from during it, too) should not be considered "official" in any way.</p>

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  <p>Joel: I have all these opinions ... and no outlet for them!<br>
  Josh: Have you tried yelling them at the Internet?<br>
  Joel: Almost exclusively! And yet problems still persist!</p>
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<p>-<a href="http://hijinksensue.com/2012/09/26/the-grand-opining/" rel="nofollow noreferrer">"The Grand Opining"</a>, <em>HijiNKS ENSUE</em>, by Joel Watson</p>

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<p>"On two occasions I have been asked, 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' ... I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question."</p>

<p>-<a href="http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Charles_Babbage" rel="nofollow noreferrer">Charles Babbage</a></p>

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<p><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hofstadter%27s_law" rel="nofollow noreferrer">Hofstadter's Law</a>: It always takes longer than you expect, even when you take into account Hofstadter's Law.</p>

<p>-Douglas Hofstadter, <em>Gödel, Escher, Bach: An Eternal Golden Braid</em></p>

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