<p>They gave me a piece of paper, then a couple postdocs, then they gave me tenure.</p>

<p>I'll answer your physics questions if you'll answer my programming and/or signal processing questions. ;-) </p>

<p>My fields are relativity, numerical analysis, astrophysics, and acoustics.
I program in...whatever's not Ruby, Lisp, or Objective C.</p>

<p>I'd like to buy everyone on S.O. a beverage. </p>

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