<p><em>"The three chief virtues of a programmer are: Laziness, Impatience and Hubris."</em> - Larry Wall</p>

<p><strong>Laziness</strong>: I'm too lazy to do the same task repeatedly so write scripts to do that task for me. This makes people think I am intelligent.</p>

<p><strong>Impatience</strong>: I'm too impatient to wait for my code to run so rewrite the code to improve performance. This makes people think I am a good programmer.</p>

<p><strong>Hubris</strong>: When someone asks if I can do something I just say Yes, then go find out how to do it (Google!). This makes people think I can do anything.</p>

<p>Ultimately, it means I can make a career out of being Lazy, Impatient, and Hubristic(?).</p>

Rachel