<h3>Statement of the year:</h3>
<p>I firmly believe in the separation of <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lambda_calculus" rel="nofollow noreferrer">Church</a> and <a href="https://softwareengineering.stackexchange.com/questions/235558/what-is-state-mutable-state-and-immutable-state">state</a>.</p>
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<h3>The essence of bug reports - actual vs expected behavior:</h3>
<p><strong>Actual:</strong> When I type <code>cat /lost+found</code> in a terminal it says <code>cat: /lost+found: Permission denied</code></p>
<p><strong>Expected:</strong> I want to see pictures of lost and found cats.</p>
<p><sub>(In case you're interested: The solution is to use <a href="https://www.google.com/search?q=cat+%2Flost%2Bfound&amp;tbm=isch" rel="nofollow noreferrer">Google picture search</a> instead of the terminal.)</sub></p>

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