<p><em><strong>I am not currently in office. If you have concerns that require a CM's attention to address, please contact another one.</strong></em></p>
<p>&quot;It's a known problem. We've discussed fixing it.&quot; - A coworker, years ago.</p>
<p>'She' is a lovely pronoun, and I strongly suggest you use it for me.</p>
<p>A Community Manager, of a kind. Not <em>that</em> kind of social engineer.</p>

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<p><em>They call me Dr. Bird<br />
Good morning, how are you? I'm Dr. Bird<br />
I'm interested in things<br />
I'm not a real doctor<br />
But I am a real bird<br />
I am an actual bird<br />
I live like a bird</em></p>
<p><em>I like to run community<br />
I think I'm getting good<br />
But I can handle criticism<br />
I'll show you what I know<br />
And you can tell me if you think<br />
I'm getting better at the meta</em></p>

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